Am I Going the Right Way?

[richard-af]

I'm sorry, I do not understand: 'What about my todger? It's beginning to go a bit whiffy, what with the heat and all.'

You are bleeding heavily.

Health = 12
Stamina = 2
Respect = 15

Todger going a bit pongy is my primary concern.

[realityhack]

Todger going a bit pongy is my primary concern.

I'm sorry, I do not understand: 'Todger going a bit pongy is my primary concern.'

You are standing next to a beanstalk, winding up into the clouds. The remains of a dozen permies are woven through with the roots of the beanstalks, one of them has some bite marks in his arm.
To the East is a small jetty and a hut beside a large lake, to the South is dense forest, to the North is a small thatched village with snowy mountains in the distance, West is uphill towards the forest.

You are bleeding heavily.

Health = 12
Stamina = 2
Respect = 15

[FiveTimes]

I'm sorry, I do not understand: 'Todger going a bit pongy is my primary concern.'

You are standing next to a beanstalk, winding up into the clouds. The remains of a dozen permies are woven through with the roots of the beanstalks, one of them has some bite marks in his arm.
To the East is a small jetty and a hut beside a large lake, to the South is dense forest, to the North is a small thatched village with snowy mountains in the distance, West is uphill towards the forest.

You are bleeding heavily.

Health = 12
Stamina = 2
Respect = 15

Take the shirt of a permie, stem the bleeding with it and head East

[richard-af]

I'm sorry, I do not understand: 'Todger going a bit pongy is my primary concern.'

You are standing next to a beanstalk, winding up into the clouds. The remains of a dozen permies are woven through with the roots of the beanstalks, one of them has some bite marks in his arm.
To the East is a small jetty and a hut beside a large lake, to the South is dense forest, to the North is a small thatched village with snowy mountains in the distance, West is uphill towards the forest.

You are bleeding heavily.

Health = 12
Stamina = 2
Respect = 15

Well, thank you very much! The bloody crow's made off with it, now.

[realityhack]

Take the shirt of a permie, stem the bleeding with it and head East

You tear a shirt from one of the dead permies and use it as a makeshift bandage.
Heading East, You are standing by the edge of a large lake, there is a jetty here, and a small wooden hut, with a handwritten sign.
To the North there is a lakeside path leading towards some mountains, with the thatched village to the North West across a large grassy plain, with a forest in the distance to the East and South.

You are bleeding a bit.

Health = 10
Stamina = 2
Respect = 15

[Burdock]

Well, thank you very much! The bloody crow's made off with it, now.

[Burdock]

You tear a shirt from one of the dead permies and use it as a makeshift bandage.
Heading East, You are standing by the edge of a large lake, there is a jetty here, and a small wooden hut, with a handwritten sign.
To the North there is a lakeside path leading towards some mountains, with the thatched village to the North West across a large grassy plain, with a forest in the distance to the East and South.

You are bleeding a bit.

Health = 10
Stamina = 2
Respect = 15

bathe in lake to clean wounds, redress bandage

[TheFaQQer]

You tear a shirt from one of the dead permies and use it as a makeshift bandage.
Heading East, You are standing by the edge of a large lake, there is a jetty here, and a small wooden hut, with a handwritten sign.
To the North there is a lakeside path leading towards some mountains, with the thatched village to the North West across a large grassy plain, with a forest in the distance to the East and South.

You are bleeding a bit.

Health = 10
Stamina = 2
Respect = 15

read sign

[Ardesco]

North

[realityhack]

bathe in lake to clean wounds, redress bandage

You paddle into the freezing waters of the lake, and clean your wounds. You re-bandage yourself with the now somewhat smelly permie shirt.

You are standing by the edge of a large lake, there is a jetty here, and a small wooden hut, with a handwritten sign.
To the North there is a lakeside path leading towards some mountains, with the thatched village to the North West across a large grassy plain, with a forest in the distance to the East and South.

Health = 10
Stamina = 2
Respect = 15