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I'm sorry, I do not understand: 'Todger going a bit pongy is my primary concern.'Originally posted by richard-afTodger going a bit pongy is my primary concern.
You are standing next to a beanstalk, winding up into the clouds. The remains of a dozen permies are woven through with the roots of the beanstalks, one of them has some bite marks in his arm.
To the East is a small jetty and a hut beside a large lake, to the South is dense forest, to the North is a small thatched village with snowy mountains in the distance, West is uphill towards the forest.
You are bleeding heavily.
Health = 12
Stamina = 2
Respect = 15Comment
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Take the shirt of a permie, stem the bleeding with it and head EastOriginally posted by realityhackI'm sorry, I do not understand: 'Todger going a bit pongy is my primary concern.'
You are standing next to a beanstalk, winding up into the clouds. The remains of a dozen permies are woven through with the roots of the beanstalks, one of them has some bite marks in his arm.
To the East is a small jetty and a hut beside a large lake, to the South is dense forest, to the North is a small thatched village with snowy mountains in the distance, West is uphill towards the forest.
You are bleeding heavily.
Health = 12
Stamina = 2
Respect = 15Comment
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Well, thank you very much! The bloody crow's made off with it, now.Originally posted by realityhackI'm sorry, I do not understand: 'Todger going a bit pongy is my primary concern.'
You are standing next to a beanstalk, winding up into the clouds. The remains of a dozen permies are woven through with the roots of the beanstalks, one of them has some bite marks in his arm.
To the East is a small jetty and a hut beside a large lake, to the South is dense forest, to the North is a small thatched village with snowy mountains in the distance, West is uphill towards the forest.
You are bleeding heavily.
Health = 12
Stamina = 2
Respect = 15Comment
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You tear a shirt from one of the dead permies and use it as a makeshift bandage.Originally posted by FiveTimesTake the shirt of a permie, stem the bleeding with it and head East
Heading East, You are standing by the edge of a large lake, there is a jetty here, and a small wooden hut, with a handwritten sign.
To the North there is a lakeside path leading towards some mountains, with the thatched village to the North West across a large grassy plain, with a forest in the distance to the East and South.
You are bleeding a bit.
Health = 10
Stamina = 2
Respect = 15Comment
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Originally posted by richard-afWell, thank you very much! The bloody crow's made off with it, now.
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bathe in lake to clean wounds, redress bandageOriginally posted by realityhackYou tear a shirt from one of the dead permies and use it as a makeshift bandage.
Heading East, You are standing by the edge of a large lake, there is a jetty here, and a small wooden hut, with a handwritten sign.
To the North there is a lakeside path leading towards some mountains, with the thatched village to the North West across a large grassy plain, with a forest in the distance to the East and South.
You are bleeding a bit.
Health = 10
Stamina = 2
Respect = 15Comment
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read signOriginally posted by realityhackYou tear a shirt from one of the dead permies and use it as a makeshift bandage.
Heading East, You are standing by the edge of a large lake, there is a jetty here, and a small wooden hut, with a handwritten sign.
To the North there is a lakeside path leading towards some mountains, with the thatched village to the North West across a large grassy plain, with a forest in the distance to the East and South.
You are bleeding a bit.
Health = 10
Stamina = 2
Respect = 15Comment
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You paddle into the freezing waters of the lake, and clean your wounds. You re-bandage yourself with the now somewhat smelly permie shirt.Originally posted by Burdockbathe in lake to clean wounds, redress bandage
You are standing by the edge of a large lake, there is a jetty here, and a small wooden hut, with a handwritten sign.
To the North there is a lakeside path leading towards some mountains, with the thatched village to the North West across a large grassy plain, with a forest in the distance to the East and South.
Health = 10
Stamina = 2
Respect = 15Comment
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