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    Originally posted by DS23
    take your cloak off.
    You remove the chameleon cloak, your visibility is restored. The fat man grabs the half bottle from your hand and swigs it down in one, wide-eyed. He splutters "How the bloody hell did you do that? Who are you? I'm going to call security..."

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      Originally posted by DS23
      i like this game but it does put a lot off stress on the programmer.
      Yep - but it's forcing me to be imaginative - good mental exercise.

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        Say, 'Now I am all the security you will ever need.'

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          Originally posted by realityhack
          Yep - but it's forcing me to be imaginative - good mental exercise.
          you also need to remember (record) rather a lot...

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            Originally posted by Old Greg
            Say, 'Now I am all the security you will ever need.'
            He looks at you, at the katana in your hand, raises his eyebrow and thinks for a moment before saying "You may have a point there, now for the interview... Titch, Mitch, Twitch, get him!"

            3 well-built men look up from their conversation at the bar, and run towards you. You guess that the largest one, over 7 feet tall, is Titch. Twitch and Mitch pull weapons from holsters, a 9mm Glock semi automatic and a crossbow with explosive tipped bolts. The fat man runs behind a group of skiiers and watches.

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              Originally posted by realityhack
              He looks at you, at the katana in your hand, raises his eyebrow and thinks for a moment before saying "You may have a point there, now for the interview... Titch, Mitch, Twitch, get him!"

              3 well-built men look up from their conversation at the bar, and run towards you. You guess that the largest one, over 7 feet tall, is Titch. Twitch and Mitch pull weapons from holsters, a 9mm Glock semi automatic and a crossbow with explosive tipped bolts. The fat man runs behind a group of skiiers and watches.
              Say, 'What qualities and experience are you looking for from a security services provider?'

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                Originally posted by Old Greg
                Say, 'What qualities and experience are you looking for from a security services provider?'
                You say, 'What qualities and experience are you looking for from a security services provider?' as Titch grabs you by the throat and lifts you clear off the snow, tightening his grip.

                The fat man laughs, and orders some more Champagne from the bar.

                It it snowing. A crow circles above you.

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                  Originally posted by realityhack
                  You say, 'What qualities and experience are you looking for from a security services provider?' as Titch grabs you by the throat and lifts you clear off the snow, tightening his grip.

                  The fat man laughs, and orders some more Champagne from the bar.

                  It it snowing. A crow circles above you.
                  Give crow the secret wink.

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                    It will only poo on you, if you do. And it's still got my todger.

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                      Originally posted by Old Greg
                      Give crow the secret wink.
                      You wink at the crow, the crow looks confused. You start to choke.

                      Health = 55

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