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Order a half-bottle.Originally posted by realityhackThe Krug costs £85.45, you only have £55.72Comment
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You order a half-bottle of Krug for £42.73 and walk over to the wealthy fat man on skis. You pour him a drink, he recoils in horror, watching his glass fill from a hovering bottle with a floating, disembodied head looking at him. He drinks the Champagne in one, staring nervously at the bottle, then your head.Originally posted by Old GregOrder a half-bottle.
You have £12.99 remaining in your wallet.
(The bar staff are equally as shocked - but they see all kinds of strange happenings around here)Comment
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Pick his pocket.Originally posted by realityhackYou order a half-bottle of Krug for £42.73 and walk over to the wealthy fat man on skis. You pour him a drink, he recoils in horror, watching his glass fill from a hovering bottle with a floating, disembodied head looking at him. He drinks the Champagne in one, staring nervously at the bottle, then your head.
You have £12.99 remaining in your wallet.
(The bar staff are equally as shocked - but they see all kinds of strange happenings around here)Comment
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