Am I Going the Right Way?

[realityhack]

Nevermind that. What self respecting contractor takes a day off to go wandering thru fields!!!

I'm sorry, I do not understand: ' Nevermind that. What self respecting contractor takes a day off to go wandering thru fields!!!'

[DS23]

say "what is so funny?"

[Pondlife]

I'm sorry, I do not understand: ' Nevermind that. What self respecting contractor takes a day off to go wandering thru fields!!!'

help contractor

[Muttley08]

urinate on rustling grass

[realityhack]

say "what is so funny?"

You say "what is so funny"

A little voice in the grass below you pipes up "your flies are undone!" and laughs. Several other little voices around you chatter and giggle.

Respect -1

[Muttley08]

urinate towards little voice

[The Lone Gunman]

<Don Estelle> Whispering grass don't tell the trees because the trees don't need to know</Don Estelle>

[realityhack]

urinate towards little voice

You whip it out and urinate towards the sound of the first voice.
You hear "uurggh, right, you've had it" and the sound of several tiny swords being drawn. The grass rustles rapidly in little lines towards you. You see perhaps 30 or 40 tiny imps wielding razor sharp swords, about to attack you.

[DS23]

resign yourself to your doom. open your arms wide and let them do their worst. then, at the last moment turn tail and run south as fast as possible.



(with your todger still hanging out)

[wobbegong]

You whip it out and urinate towards the sound of the first voice.
You hear "uurggh, right, you've had it" and the sound of several tiny swords being drawn. The grass rustles rapidly in little lines towards you. You see perhaps 30 or 40 tiny imps wielding razor sharp swords, about to attack you.

Drop trolleys

Bend over

F*rt towards imps