Am I Going the Right Way?

[Burdock]

"The crow - one of the more nature's more intelligent birds, nods it's head towards your satchel"

throw satchel at crow

[TheFaQQer]

"The crow - one of the more nature's more intelligent birds, nods it's head towards your satchel"

open satchel

[richard-af]

Could someone PLEASE direct me away from the crow and its poo. Thank you.

[realityhack]

throw satchel at crow

"You throw your satchel, containg all your worldly goods, at the crow - the statue swats the satchel back at you with his battleaxe with a strong cross-court backhand. You hear a faint smashing sound"

[TheFaQQer]

"You throw your satchel, containg all your worldly goods, at the crow - the statue swats the satchel back at you with his battleaxe with a strong cross-court backhand. You hear a faint smashing sound"

open satchel

[realityhack]

open satchel

Your satchel contains:
1 candle
1 box of matches
1 bottle of water
2 small, glowing crystal orbs
1 smashed crystal orb
320 receipts for valid business expenses
A packet of beans
1 pocket knife

[TheFaQQer]

Your satchel contains:
1 candle
1 box of matches
1 bottle of water
2 small, glowing crystal orbs
1 smashed crystal orb
320 receipts for valid business expenses
A packet of beans
1 pocket knife

Strike match

[realityhack]

Strike match

"You light a match, it burns to your fingers, which hurts. you drop the match, it goes out. The statue starts to walk towards you. The old lady cackles. The crow frantically nods towards the satchel, and starts pecking the statue."

[TheFaQQer]

"You light a match, it burns to your fingers, which hurts. you drop the match, it goes out. The statue starts to walk towards you. The old lady cackles. The crow frantically nods towards the satchel, and starts pecking the statue."

impersonate crow

[realityhack]

impersonate crow

"You get to your feet and walk up to the statue, attempting to peck it. The Statue hits you across the head with his sugary battleaxe, knocking you to the floor."

-60 health points (40 remaining)
-3 stamina (7 remaining)
-56 respect (44 remaining)