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Your satchel now contains:Originally posted by ArdescoPick up pen, paper, and invoice.
1 candle
1 box of matches
Half a bottle of water
4 small, glowing crystal orbs
320 receipts for valid business expenses
1 pocket knife
1 first aid kit
1 avocado
1 mobile telephone
1 mont blanc fountain pen
40 sheets of vellum paper
1 suspiciously sparkly invoice
You satchel is getting quite heavy.Comment
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Hey - what happened to my £55.72 in loose change?Originally posted by realityhackYour satchel now contains:
1 candle
1 box of matches
Half a bottle of water
4 small, glowing crystal orbs
320 receipts for valid business expenses
1 pocket knife
1 first aid kit
1 avocado
1 mobile telephone
1 mont blanc fountain pen
40 sheets of vellum paper
1 suspiciously sparkly invoice
You satchel is getting quite heavy.Comment
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This is in your wallet.Originally posted by TheFaqqerHey - what happened to my £55.72 in loose change?Comment
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Noooooo take the golf club or umbrella (i'm thinking umbrella)Originally posted by Burdockexit hut, follow lakeside path north, whistling merrilyComment
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You exit the hut, and bump into a large man, the large man says "what the hell?"Originally posted by Burdockexit hut, follow lakeside path north, whistling merrilyComment
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