Am I Going the Right Way?

[realityhack]

PLUGH

You are standing on a windy stone platform on top of the snowy mountain. It is snowing. There is an old wise man sitting in the middle of the platform who bears a striking resemblance to Yoda. He turns to look at you.

[Burdock]

<aside> what is plugh?! </aside>

[realityhack]

<aside> what is plugh?! </aside>

?help PLUGH

A secret word that can unlock features of the game - in this case, you have been teleported to this platform.

[Ardesco]

Say "Avacado give you I have hmmmmmm" and hand the man the Avacado.

[realityhack]

Say "Avacado give you I have hmmmmmm" and hand the man the Avacado.

The old man looks very pleased indeed, takes a large bite out of the avocado, and gives you a large green grin.
You watch as he finishes the avocado, burps, and says "mmm... very kind was that, yes? Speak to the fat man on sticks you must" and returns to his meditation.

[Ardesco]

Write out invoice for travel expenses incurred getting to the fat man on sticks

[realityhack]

Write out invoice for travel expenses incurred getting to the fat man on sticks

Well done.

You write out the invoice, and foom!, you are suddenly by the foothills of the snowy mountains, next to a cable car station winding North up to the top of the slopes. There are some skiiers here, having drinks by the bar.

You are standing next to a wealthy fat man on skis, who looks somewhat shocked, and is staring at you. He has dropped his glass of Champagne in surprise.

There is a great grassy plain to the South, a thatched village and a lake in the distance to the South East, and forest to the West.

[Ardesco]

Talk to the fat man.

[realityhack]

Talk to the fat man.

The fat man is shocked, I think he needs a drink.

[Ardesco]

Order a bottle of Krug from the bar and offer some to the fat man.