Am I Going the Right Way?

[realityhack]

West

You are confronted with an angry mob of permies on your way West, shouting and baying for your blood, waving pitchforks and broom handles.
They recognise you as you are not wearing a cheap Burtons suit and you have an air of smug confidence. They surround you, and start pushing you around. Exits: None, you are surrounded.

Health = 95
Stamina = 9

[Ardesco]

Drop some change (that includes a few pound coins) and walk off as they fight with each other to pick up said coins.

[TheFaQQer]

?help inventory:

You have a small satchel containing:
1 candle
1 box of matches
1 bottle of water
3 small, glowing crystal orbs
320 receipts for valid business expenses
A packet of beans
1 pocket knife

Eat beans

[realityhack]

Drop some change (that includes a few pound coins) and walk off as they fight with each other to pick up said coins.

You drop the few remaining coins in your wallet (£55.72) and the crowd drop to the floor, fighting for the coins. Exits W, E.

[TheFaQQer]

You drop the few remaining coins in your wallet (£55.72) and the crowd drop to the floor, fighting for the coins. Exits W, E.

Eat beans

[realityhack]

Eat beans

Are you sure you want to eat the beans?

[Ardesco]

better off planting them, climbing up the stalk and getting the hen that lays the golden eggs.

[realityhack]

better off planting them

You dig a little hole in the earth, and plant the beans. The ground starts to rumble, and you step away gingerly. A shoot tears out of the ground and soars skyward, and several roots wind round the crowd of permies still scrabbling for the coins, piercing their bodies and tearing them to pieces.
The shoot thickens to a trunk, and sprouts vines and leaves as it whirls its way into the clouds. The rumbling stops.
Exits W, E, U.

[Burdock]

You dig a little hole in the earth, and plant the beans. The ground starts to rumble, and you step away gingerly. A shoot tears out of the ground and soars skyward, and several roots wind round the crowd of permies still scrabbling for the coins, piercing their bodies and tearing them to pieces.
The shoot thickens to a trunk, and sprouts vines and leaves as it whirls its way into the clouds. The rumbling stops.
Exits W, E, U.

Go West.

Let's find the source of these permies and see if there are any contracts available.

Dangerous to climb a beanstalk...

[DS23]

Up of course.



oh well. maybe later then