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    That you Boris?

    Breaking News Headlines. The Daily Express have just announced that Peppa Pig is pregnant.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      For SE:

      Man lost for words when asked by his wife "what is mansplaining ?"
      Last edited by vetran; 25 November 2021, 15:56.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        Have you heard of the Nu variant?

        Nu variant? What's Nu?

        Not much, what's Nu with you?
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          I wouldn’t say I was angry about my Peruvian ancestry. Incandescent is the word I would use
          {emotionless greeting}

          Three Word Slogan

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            The Chinese community in Liverpool always cook in pairs.

            They never Wok alone.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              The Duke of Edinburgh asked the Queen if she fancied sex.

              She responded, "Do one."
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                What started at a pandemic became an IQ test. Since Omicron is an anagram of Moronic, it's clear we've all failed that test.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  The answer may not lie at the bottom of a bottle, but I always like to check anyway.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    WINTER TYRES

                    I refuse to fit winter tyres on my car because:
                    · It’s my car, my choice, my freedom.
                    · The effectiveness of winter tires is not proven, except by studies carried out by the manufacturers (you amaze me).
                    · My neighbour, Steve, had an accident after putting on his winter tyres.
                    · Some are already on their third set of tyres, which proves their ineffectiveness.
                    · We do not know what they are made of.
                    · Big Tyre scares us with "winter" just to enrich themselves.
                    · In fact, Big Tyre invented snow and they spread it at night while you sleep.
                    · If I have winter tyres, the government can track me in the snow.
                    · Educate yourself, open your eyes.. Wake up sheeple!

                    This year, winter tyres - just say no!

                    (OK, doesn't really apply to the UK, since who needs specific seasonal tyres, but it made me chuckle).
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                      I don't know why I bothered to take my son to see Father Christmas. He'd clearly been drinking and stunk of cigarettes.

                      Christ knows what Santa thought of him.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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