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    I'm currently reading a book called Tits.



    It's a breast seller.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      The IOC is to introduce a new competition aimed at Army personnel with Erectile Dysfunction.



      The Paralimpdics starts on Monday.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        A German study concludes that staring at women's breasts for 10 minutes a day is better for your health than going to the gym.


        Looks like I am cancelling my membership!
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          Ever caught your nads in a dyson?


          If so, congratulations you’re now both bagless
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            For Maths aficionados

            Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony.


            However, eating too much pie is ok because the sin of pi is always zero.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              Today my daughter called me ‘Birth Person’.


              I replied, ‘Yes, financial drain’.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                for Warty!

                I had Champagne and Chardonnay last night.


                They were two chav girls I met in the pub.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  My mate can't stop buying Calvin Klein aftershave.

                  He's got an obsession
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    Oakland Zoo in California, has vaccinated all of its animals against Covid.

                    When asked why?, the head keeper replied: Have you ever tried to get a Lion to wear a mask?
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      diet sorted

                      Tour de France riders need to eat the equivalent of 27 cheeseburgers a day. I guess all I need now is a bike.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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