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    I keep falling asleep unexpectedly and when I wake up a body part has fallen off.


    I think I have narcoleprosy
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      If any CUK ladies lose some bits, I'll be glad to have them.
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
        If any CUK ladies lose some bits, I'll be glad to have them.

        probably better off with loose ladies
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Compare The Market have been fined £18m by the regulators.


          If it's because of those blooming meerkat adverts, it's not enough.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            What do you call a man with a cat on his head?




            Claude
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?



              Doug
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                What do you call a man with a fish on his head?

                Pike

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                  What do you call a man with a number plate on his head?


                  Reg
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    What do you call a man with a car on his head?


                    Jack
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                      What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?



                      Doug
                      What do you call a man without a spade on his head?




                      Douglas!
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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