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    The vaccine saved my life says PIERS MORGAN.



    FFS, don't give the anti-vaxxers something to work with.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      Two men both walk into a bar.

      One of them says "Ow" and the other one says "Ow"
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        for Halo

        How do architects, engineers and male pornstars gain fame?



        Through their erections
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          Pfizer is NOT trying to kill you with their vaccine.


          They want to keep you alive long enough until you need Viagra.
          A dead customer does not help their bottom line.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            Dusty Hill died in his sleep.


            He just zztopped breathing.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              My girlfriend filmed herself having her hair bleached and made longer earlier.


              I’ve just watched the extended highlights.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Why does the Norwegian Navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships?

                So when they come into port they can Scandinavian.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  I asked my cryptotrader friend if they'd lend me a bitcoin.

                  "£43,603?" they replied. "£36,521 is a lot of money. What do you need £27,329 for anyway?"






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                    I tried to explain to my wife, You put carrot in carrot cake, Egg in eggnog and cheese in cheesecake.

                    She said there was no way she would try chicken coq-au-vin.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      Why are Team GB's medal-winning cyclists from the north?

                      Because we in the south can afford cars.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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