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    They put you to sleep during surgery because the government doesn’t want you to know that you are actually a cake
    {emotionless greeting}

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      There is a joke circulating in the commonwealth:

      "What borders on stupidity?"


      "Scotland and Wales"
      {emotionless greeting}

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        If southern Americans have to give up their confederate flags, how the bloody hell will the aliens know whom to abduct?
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          I got sacked from my job at the undertakers as I was always late for work.




          I'm just not a mourning person.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            for our divorcees

            I know all about the Birds and the Bees.


            Divorcing my last bird I got stung.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              What do standing on a 2000 ft high ledge and getting a blowjob from NLyUK have in common?





              The key to both is just don’t bloody look down!
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Beatrice's wedding was a breath of fresh air for Prince Andrew.For once, it wasn't someone else's daughter giving him away.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  Is a Russian wedding also known as a Soviet Union?
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    My wife always wears matching underwear. XXL bra and knickers.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      How many leftist SJW's does it take to protest the fitting of a light bulb?


                      Two. One to protest that the fitting is slave labour and another to protest that it only gives off "White" light.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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