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    I take great care when putting ketchup on my dinner.


    All my food is responsibly sauced.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      Businesses in Vatican City have been banned from accepting cash.


      It's a PayPal edict.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        Did you hear about the vegan transgender
        He was a herbefore
        Wouldn't that be a transgender vegan? The word order doesn't make any sense.

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          Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
          Wouldn't that be a transgender vegan? The word order doesn't make any sense.

          corrected!
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            Heinz have come up with an alphabet soup-based laxative to help constipated diners. They've called it Letter Rip.
            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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              If you take your own Bacon to a Vegan restaurant, do they charge porkage?.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Just had a video chat with an attractive women who said she’ll do anything I want for only $100. She agreed to come to my house tomorrow. Fingers crossed she does a good job repairing my garden fence.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Q. What did one saggy boob say to the other?
                  A. We better get some support, or people are gonna think were nuts.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    +12 -7





                    I’m fat but I’ve decided to identify as skinny.
                    I’m trans-slender.





                    I’m fat but I’ve decided to identify as skinny.
                    I’m trans-slender.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      If you break up with your girlfriend and she wants to move out make sure you order her a taxi for 8pm on Thursday. That way with everyone clapping it’ll look like the whole street is glad to see the back of her.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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