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[shaunbhoy]

COOKING Greek food for my wife tonight, looking forward to the St Valentine's Moussaka.

[shaunbhoy]

TELL someone you no longer love them by booking a Valentine's meal at somewhere with a Just Eat sticker in the window.

[shaunbhoy]

An old boy is driving along the M1 in his1960 Morris Minor, panicking over the speed of the other road users when his phone rings.

"Albert," she says, "please be careful when you're driving back. I just heard on the radio that there's a lunatic on the M1 and he's driving the wrong way!"

"Its not just one" Albert replies, "there's bloody hundreds of them!"

[WTFH]

What's red and bad for your teeth?


A brick

[WTFH]

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?


They each got 6 months.

[WTFH]

I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.

It's something I could see myself doing

[WTFH]

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

[WTFH]

I asked a certain Welsh poster how many sexual partners he'd had.

He started counting but he fell asleep.

[vetran]

I was in the pub with the missus last night, and I said, "I love you." She said, " Is that you or the beer talking?"
I replied, "It's me, talking to the beer"...

[vetran]

I'm setting up a help group for bike riders who ignore red lights. Please fell free to join Cyclists Unable to Notice Traffic Signals.