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    #5461
    Dear Vegetarians,

    My food poops on your food.

    Have a great day.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      #5462
      All those women on the 25 dating sites I've joined, seem so ******* sad and desperate!!!
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        #5463
        Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          #5464
          Marriage is like a hand grenade........

          Remove the ring and the house is gone.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            #5465
            My girlfriend told me that i should plan for the future, so i bought 2 cases of beer instead of one
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              #5466
              The doctor gave me 6 months to live , so I shot him .

              The judge gave me 20 years......

              Problem solved .
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                #5467
                If i had a crystal ball , i would sit down very carefully .
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  #5468
                  Man with no arms enters a national masturbation competition.

                  Poor sod didn"t come anywhere.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    #5469
                    whats blue cold and hard?

                    A Dead Smurf.
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      #5470
                      Friends are like snowflakes........

                      If you pee on them, they disappear.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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