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    "Babe, is it in?"


    "Yeah"


    "Does it hurt?"


    "Uh huh"


    "Let me put it in slowly"


    "It still hurts"


    "OK, let's try another shoe size"
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      You know beauty comes in all shapes and sizes - small, large, circular, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust...
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        I went for an interview at a big IT company yesterday. The role was "Computer Hacking Investigator". After the usual small talk, the ClientCo manager asked me "So, what makes you suitable for this job?" to which I replied "I hacked your computer and invited myself for this interview"
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          3 old people are talking.

          1. My ambition is to be able to have a really big wee.
          2. My ambition is to have a really big poo.
          3. I have a really big wee and poo at 7am every day. My ambition is to wake up before 7am....

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            Donald Trump is now odds-on favourite to win the upcoming Presidential election after announcing that, if elected, he will attempt to jump all the Kardashians in a steamroller.
            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              I went for an interview at a big IT company yesterday. The role was "Computer Hacking Investigator". After the usual small talk, the ClientCo manager asked me "So, what makes you suitable for this job?" to which I replied "I hacked your computer and invited myself for this interview"
              "I hacked your computer and created this role"
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                Please put more jokes here

                London mayor tells joke about health secretary...

                http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entr...b01e35922bc00c
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                  You're invited to an event to discuss difficulties people have in reaching orgasm.
                  If you can't come, let us know.
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                    A mathematician was sent to the shop by his wife with the instruction:

                    "Get a loaf of bread. And, if they have eggs, get a dozen."

                    The mathematician duly came back from the shop with twelve loaves of bread.

                    Wife: "Why did you buy 12 loaves of bread?"

                    Mathematician: "They had eggs."
                    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                      A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five pints of lager, please."
                      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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