I'm a bit of a technophobe.
I think it's because I once got beaten up at a rave.
I think it's because I once got beaten up at a rave.
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It can't be much fun being gay.
Your friends are always moaning behind your back.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Scientists examining global warming are stuck on a boat in the Antarctic.
The ice is so thick it doesn't understand what global warming isAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What do feminists hate more than a sexist joke?
Having it explained to them by a man.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Nigella Lawson has come out in sympathy over Michael Schumacher's accident.
She is quoted as saying "I know exactly how he feels. I, myself have been pretty ****ed up after a faceful of snow."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I was drinking at a bar the other night when a fat girl came over and started to flirt with me.
After a while she leaned in and whispered to me "Wanna know what I've been missing?"
Apparently "Exercise" was not what she was going to say.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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January 31st begins the Chinese year of the horse.
Just be careful of the Tesco special edition burger.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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"In 2013, I saw Beyoncé, Rhianna, Britney and Kesha."
"In concert?"
"No, in Netto. I live on a council estate."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My new girlfriend is so tall, I go up on her.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I bet Jo Brand and Miranda Hart give amazing blow jobs.
Seeing as they both have no gag reflex.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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