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    Give a woman a fish and she would cook you dinner.

    Give her a fish the next day, she would again cook you dinner.

    Give the same woman a laptop and an internet connection, she would start a Feminist blog.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      Cortana - when I use the word "Pharmacy", remind me that in Britain we use the word "Chemist"
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        Before the national debt spirals completely out of control, can someone please teach Kate Middleton how to give a blowjob.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          Remember when everyone had diaries got pissed off when someone read them?

          Now they put everything on Facebook and get pissed off when they don't.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            I convinced my wife to work for the CIA.

            So she wouldn't be allowed to tell me about her day.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              Woman 1: "Has your guy been circumcised?"
              Woman 2: "No. He's a complete dick."

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                Woman1: "Do you ever talk to your man during sex?"

                Woman2: "Only if he phones me."

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                  Why are married women heavier than single women?

                  When single women come home they go to see what's in the fridge then go to bed. A married woman comes home, see what's in bed then go to the fridge.

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                    Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?

                    To stop the snoring before it starts.

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                      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                      Why are married women heavier than single women?

                      When single women come home they go to see what's in the fridge then go to bed. A married woman comes home, see what's in bed then go to the fridge.
                      is that why Mrs V is on a permanant diet
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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