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    The Archbishop of Canterbury has said we should all try to be more like Nelson Mandela.

    So I bombed the local shopping centre.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      How can Evander Holyfield be anti gay?..

      He does boxing..

      Its two guys with no shirts, fighting over a purse and a belt.
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        I got home from work to find my wife waiting for me with her legs open wide.


        "What the **** have you done to the car?," I said.
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          I just videoed my 12" cock.
          Don't believe me?

          I'll show you the footage.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            I've heard a rumour that Rose West is going to appear on Celebrity Big Brother.

            I can picture it now... "Rose is chilling in the lounge. The rest of the housemates are in the garden!".
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              A girl I know suffers from a strange affliction when she is on a period. She feels the need to take a guitar and start travelling to different places, playing and singing.

              She's a wandering menstrual.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                What's the difference between prostate cancer and Katie Price?

                Prostate cancer will only f**k one in five men.
                Last edited by vetran; 6 January 2014, 23:12.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  I got an urgent letter from the Inland Revenue today but I threw it in the bin without opening it.

                  It can't be anything to do with me, I live on the coast.
                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    My mate Paddy just told me that he robbed a shop last night.

                    "What did you get?" I asked.

                    "26 pictures," he smiled, showing me. "The cheapest one is worth over £180,000."

                    I said, "Dude, these are from an estate agents."
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      I'm about to lose my job now that they are stopping badger culling.

                      If I want to shoot dead half black, half white little tulips now, I'll have to join the Police.
                      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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