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A young new prostitute goes up to an old hand on the corner on a quiet night, "It's a bit slack tonight,"

"just wait till you have been at it a while, it will be slack every ******* night," she replied.

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I have finally met a woman who is both irresistible as well as insatiable...

And she'll stay that way as long as she's married.

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for Halo & BGG

They say a man's house is his castle.

True. I've got a dungeon in mine.

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I went into the Betty Ford clinic today.

I was hammered and driving past when I lost control of my car.

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A One Direction fan put a brick through my living room window because I told a joke about her favourite band.

When it comes to immaturity and stupidity, nobody beats my wife.

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BBC News - A man cut off his own testicles with scissors before storming into a church where a wedding was about to take place.

To be fair I never had the balls to go through with my wedding!

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I saw the new 'Diana' film yesterday, and I must say I was very disappointed with the script, the acting and the directing.

Cracking car chase, though.

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Bought the wife an antique gilt mirror the other day.

Every time she looks in it she feels old and that she needs to exercise.

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My first date from Inflatables.com was a big let down.

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I saw some Japanese girls on a nudist beach.

I thought to myself: "Nice nips."