Stuff my mate predicts.

[LondonManc]

OMG, I SEE WE ARE ABOUT TO LOOSE A PRIME MINISTER, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAYS THE LORD.

Loose them eh? Your mate's rubbish at spelling.

[Pondlife]

Some festive cheer for you all.

WARNING WARNING WARNING, I AM HEARING THE HOLY SPIRIT IS SAYING THAT A DEADLY DEADLY MASSIVE MASSIVE MASSIVE MASSIVE EARTHQUAKE IS ON ITS WAY LIKE WE HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE, GOD IS ABOUT TO SHAKE UP THE WORLD MAY HE HAVE MERCY ON US ALL, THUS SAYS THE LORD.


OMG, I SEE MIKE TYSON ON A MOTOR BIKE AND SOME ONE HIT HIM, LETS SEE WHAT THE HOLY SPIRIT IS SAYING ABOUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN, THUS SAYS THE LORD.

[NotAllThere]

California brace yourself for a huge earthquake that is coming your way. Thus saith the lord.

I see a magnitude 8.1 earthquake coming

I see a massive earthquake coming, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

There is another Huge Huge EarthQuake on its way

I see another earthquake coming, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

There is a huge earthquake on its way. May God have mercy, thus saith the lord.

I see another huge huge earthquake coming, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord.

....right now earthquakes like you have never seen before is on its way, may god have mercy on us all, thus saith the lord.

THIS IS WHAT I HEAR THE HOLY SPIRIT SAYING, THAT GOD IS SENDING AN EARTHQUAKE LIKE WE HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE AND IT IS ON ITS WAY, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON US ALL, THUS SAYS THE LORD.

THERE IS ANOTHER MASSIVE MASSIVE MASSIVE DEADLY EARTHQUAKE IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAYS THE LORD.

Is this the same earthquake or another one? Or is just he's on a promise from his wife (perhaps she's called California, from the first "prophesy")?

[xoggoth]

THERE IS ANOTHER MASSIVE MASSIVE MASSIVE DEADLY EARTHQUAKE IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAYS THE LORD

Nah. MF just farted.

[Pondlife]

Happy New Year folks.

I SEE MANY MANY PEOPLE INSIDE OF A HUGE FOOD MARKET ARE ABOUT TO DIE, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAYS THE LORD.

[Pondlife]

Posted Jan 4th at 8:10pm
OMG OMG I SEE MEN WITH MACHINE GUNS SHOOTING MANY MANY PEOPLE INSIDE OF A HUGE BUILDING, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAYS THE LORD.



He's getting closer.

[TestMangler]

Posted Jan 4th at 8:10pm
OMG OMG I SEE MEN WITH MACHINE GUNS SHOOTING MANY MANY PEOPLE INSIDE OF A HUGE BUILDING, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAYS THE LORD.



He's getting closer.

Yeah, all he needs to do is predict things before they happen now and he'll be unbeatable.

[Pondlife]

.Keeping the caps

OMG OMG HEAR IS THE WORST THING THAT THE HOLY SPIRIT IS SAYING IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN I SEE TWO MEN WITH GUNS IN A BUILDING ONE IS A MARKS MAN AND THE OTHER IS ORDERING HIM TO ASSASSINATE SOMEONE INSIDE OF ANOTHER BUILDING ACROSS THE STREE, PEOPLE LETS HOPE IT'S NOT WHO I THINK, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAYS THE LORD.

[Pondlife]

Keep the caps


I SEE COMING THE SKY FULL FULL FULL WITH ALL KIND OF PARROTS, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAYS THE LORD.

[SueEllen]

Keep the caps


I SEE COMING THE SKY FULL FULL FULL WITH ALL KIND OF PARROTS, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAYS THE LORD.

A bit late with that one. Those green pests are virtually all over the country.