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Stuff my mate predicts.

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    #id
    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    This is clearly false prophecy. IT'S NOT ALL IN CAPITALS. Although staying away from McDonalds is a good idea.
    I suspect that is down to forum software, not the Lord.

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      #id
      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      I suspect that is down to forum software, not the Lord.
      Code:
      SELECT UPPER(MostRecent) FROM BS;
      You're welcome
      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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        #id
        TOMORROW IS THE 18TH, HELL IS ABOUT TO UNLEA, SAYS THE HOLY SPIRIT.SHED ON THIS EARTH



        I just repeat verbatim

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          #id
          Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
          TOMORROW IS THE 18TH, HELL IS ABOUT TO UNLEA, SAYS THE HOLY SPIRIT.SHED ON THIS EARTH



          I just repeat verbatim
          So, no more Dairylea, but what's a holy spirit shed?
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #id
            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            So, no more Dairylea, but what's a holy spirit shed?
            have the bastards found my still? - bugger!

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              #id
              Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
              TOMORROW IS THE 18TH, HELL IS ABOUT TO UNLEA, SAYS THE HOLY SPIRIT.SHED ON THIS EARTH



              I just repeat verbatim
              It's going to be Legen........dary?
              The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                #id
                What happened to the great seer?

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                  What happened to the great seer?
                  He is Rishi Sunak
                  I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                    What happened to the great seer?
                    He started a thread on Cryptocurrencies to post absolute bollocks in instead......
                    And the lord said unto John; "come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                      What happened to the great seer?
                      He's posting a lot of "I told you so" stuff.

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