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What would you like to marry?

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    #11
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I would like to marry cuk. Its can't be any worse than my previous 2 wives.
    When investigating faults, one should always look at the common denominators...

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      #12
      Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
      I know, but next door won't let me use their mangle any more.
      That is an image that will never leave my head.
      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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        #13
        Originally posted by vwdan View Post
        When investigating faults, one should eventually look at the common denominators...
        Call yourself a contractor.....

        Only do the obvious things if you are in a hurry...
        merely at clientco for the entertainment

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          #14
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Sounds like the sort of marriage I am used to. I bet there is no sex either.
          I'm not sure how one would have sex with CUK. You could print out page 1 of General and roll it into a tube?


          If you were feeling really strange you could print out part of the BN66 thread...
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #15
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            I'm not sure how one would have sex with CUK. You could print out page 1 of General and roll it into a tube?


            If you were feeling really strange you could print out part of the BN66 thread...
            Its the counting thread that really gives me the hots.

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              #16
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Its the counting thread that really gives me the hots.

              Should help you not to cum to quickly too if you concentrate on the numbers.....
              When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                #17
                Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                Should help you not to cum to quickly too if you concentrate on the numbers.....
                If I count sheep I rarely last long.

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                  #18
                  A large chateau in the south of France.
                  +50 Xeno Geek Points
                  Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                  Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                  CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                    #19
                    Well Katie Price is free again. At least you know she goes like a train!

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                      #20
                      I'd settle for a sweet natured, good looking, 20 year old, nymphomaniac billionairess.

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