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scooterscot replied

8 May 2014, 07:32
I already divorced my Mac for a younger model.
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MarillionFan replied

8 May 2014, 07:13
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Florida man demands right to wed computer - Telegraph

I would like to marry cuk. Its can't be any worse than my previous 2 wives.

Big mistake. Once he marries it, it'll stop going down on him.
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darmstadt replied

8 May 2014, 06:47
Originally posted by doodab View Post

I'd settle for a sweet natured, good looking, 30 year old, nymphomaniac billionairess.

I'd settle for the will of a sweet natured, good looking, 90 year old, nymphomaniac billionairess.
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doodab replied

8 May 2014, 00:40
Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post

I'd settle for a sweet natured, good looking, 20 year old, nymphomaniac billionairess.

I'd settle for a sweet natured, good looking, 30 year old, nymphomaniac billionairess.
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TykeMerc replied

7 May 2014, 22:38
I'd settle for a sweet natured, good looking, 20 year old, nymphomaniac billionairess.
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vetran replied

7 May 2014, 22:20
Well Katie Price is free again. At least you know she goes like a train!
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Zippy replied

7 May 2014, 20:47
A large chateau in the south of France.
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BrilloPad replied

7 May 2014, 19:03
Originally posted by TestMangler View Post

Should help you not to cum to quickly too if you concentrate on the numbers.....

If I count sheep I rarely last long.
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TestMangler replied

7 May 2014, 18:51
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Its the counting thread that really gives me the hots.

Should help you not to cum to quickly too if you concentrate on the numbers.....
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BrilloPad replied

7 May 2014, 18:39
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

I'm not sure how one would have sex with CUK. You could print out page 1 of General and roll it into a tube?

If you were feeling really strange you could print out part of the BN66 thread...

Its the counting thread that really gives me the hots.
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d000hg replied

7 May 2014, 18:29
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Sounds like the sort of marriage I am used to. I bet there is no sex either.

I'm not sure how one would have sex with CUK. You could print out page 1 of General and roll it into a tube?

If you were feeling really strange you could print out part of the BN66 thread...
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eek replied

7 May 2014, 18:26
Originally posted by vwdan View Post

When investigating faults, one should eventually look at the common denominators...

Call yourself a contractor.....

Only do the obvious things if you are in a hurry...
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eek replied

7 May 2014, 18:25
Originally posted by barrydidit View Post

I know, but next door won't let me use their mangle any more.

That is an image that will never leave my head.
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vwdan replied

7 May 2014, 18:25
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I would like to marry cuk. Its can't be any worse than my previous 2 wives.

When investigating faults, one should always look at the common denominators...
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TestMangler replied

7 May 2014, 18:23
Originally posted by barrydidit View Post

Mangle! I was just thinking about you...

Hopefully, that didn't result in you dumping a load......
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