What would you like to marry?

[doodab]

I'd settle for a sweet natured, good looking, 20 year old, nymphomaniac billionairess.

I'd settle for a sweet natured, good looking, 30 year old, nymphomaniac billionairess.

[darmstadt]

I'd settle for a sweet natured, good looking, 30 year old, nymphomaniac billionairess.

I'd settle for the will of a sweet natured, good looking, 90 year old, nymphomaniac billionairess.

[MarillionFan]

Florida man demands right to wed computer - Telegraph

I would like to marry cuk. Its can't be any worse than my previous 2 wives.

Big mistake. Once he marries it, it'll stop going down on him.

[scooterscot]

I already divorced my Mac for a younger model.