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What would you like to marry?
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That is an image that will never leave my head.Originally posted by barrydidit View PostI know, but next door won't let me use their mangle any more.
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Call yourself a contractor.....Originally posted by vwdan View PostWhen investigating faults, one should eventually look at the common denominators...
Only do the obvious things if you are in a hurry...merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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I'm not sure how one would have sex with CUK. You could print out page 1 of General and roll it into a tube?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSounds like the sort of marriage I am used to. I bet there is no sex either.
If you were feeling really strange you could print out part of the BN66 thread...Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Its the counting thread that really gives me the hots.Originally posted by d000hg View PostI'm not sure how one would have sex with CUK. You could print out page 1 of General and roll it into a tube?
If you were feeling really strange you could print out part of the BN66 thread...Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIts the counting thread that really gives me the hots.
Should help you not to cum to quickly too if you concentrate on the numbers.....When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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If I count sheep I rarely last long.Originally posted by TestMangler View PostShould help you not to cum to quickly too if you concentrate on the numbers.....Comment
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