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    #41
    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    Can I be Air Marshall hyperD VC OM DSO DFC and Bar (Ret.), Air Minister for the Benevolent Dictatorship of CUK?

    My first proposal would be for a runway built on the slope of the mountain with a big ramp at the end, so that in the winter we could close it and turn it into a ski jump for the benefit of some of our CUK skiing members?
    It is done.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #42
      Originally posted by hyperD View Post
      Can I be Air Marshall hyperD VC OM DSO DFC and Bar (Ret.), Air Minister for the Benevolent Dictatorship of CUK?

      My first proposal would be for a runway built on the slope of the mountain with a big ramp at the end, so that in the winter we could close it and turn it into a ski jump for the benefit of some of our CUK skiing members?
      Winter? Do we really want this 'winter' thing?
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #43
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        Winter? Do we really want this 'winter' thing?
        It does mean the temperature goes a touch under 35C for a bit.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #44
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          Winter? Do we really want this 'winter' thing?
          Winter is one of the best seasons!

          Oh, are we going to nominate Sasguru as Treasurer? And BlasterBates & pjClarke as joint environmental minister?
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #45
            The principle has been established here. Only we obviously are requiring somewhere a bit more tropical. Since everywhere already has a flag of some sort stuck in it we're going to have to displace some natives. This will require an excessive offensive capability, which shouldn't be too hard to organise.

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              #46
              Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
              The principle has been established here. Only we obviously are requiring somewhere a bit more tropical. Since everywhere already has a flag of some sort stuck in it we're going to have to displace some natives. This will require an excessive offensive capability, which shouldn't be too hard to organise.
              We have plenty of offensive CUKkers to choose from. Although most of them are currently banned.

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                #47
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                It does mean the temperature goes a touch under 35C for a bit.
                So we'll be needing a 'dependent territory' somewhere in the tropics. MUN, gather the navy and go and invade a tropical island. Don't kill the locals if they turn out to be nice folks and good cooks though.
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  So we'll be needing a 'dependent territory' somewhere in the tropics. MUN, gather the navy and go and invade a tropical island. Don't kill the locals if they turn out to be nice folks and good cooks though.
                  The fair Isle of Mumsnet is ripe for the picking.
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    The fair Isle of Mumsnet is ripe for the picking.
                    Great; you'll be the governor of the territory of mumsnet.
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                      We have plenty of offensive CUKkers to choose from. Although most of them are currently banned.
                      Stormtroops! A penal batallion to pay for their crimes with their blood!

                      Then we can re ban them.
                      I knew reading that Stalin biography would come in handy one day. :

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