How to start a country

[suityou01]

Can I be Air Marshall hyperD VC OM DSO DFC and Bar (Ret.), Air Minister for the Benevolent Dictatorship of CUK?

My first proposal would be for a runway built on the slope of the mountain with a big ramp at the end, so that in the winter we could close it and turn it into a ski jump for the benefit of some of our CUK skiing members?

It is done.

[Mich the Tester]

Can I be Air Marshall hyperD VC OM DSO DFC and Bar (Ret.), Air Minister for the Benevolent Dictatorship of CUK?

My first proposal would be for a runway built on the slope of the mountain with a big ramp at the end, so that in the winter we could close it and turn it into a ski jump for the benefit of some of our CUK skiing members?

Winter? Do we really want this 'winter' thing?

[suityou01]

Winter? Do we really want this 'winter' thing?

It does mean the temperature goes a touch under 35C for a bit.

[d000hg]

Winter? Do we really want this 'winter' thing?

Winter is one of the best seasons!

Oh, are we going to nominate Sasguru as Treasurer? And BlasterBates & pjClarke as joint environmental minister?

[barrydidit]

The principle has been established here. Only we obviously are requiring somewhere a bit more tropical. Since everywhere already has a flag of some sort stuck in it we're going to have to displace some natives. This will require an excessive offensive capability, which shouldn't be too hard to organise.

[mudskipper]

The principle has been established here. Only we obviously are requiring somewhere a bit more tropical. Since everywhere already has a flag of some sort stuck in it we're going to have to displace some natives. This will require an excessive offensive capability, which shouldn't be too hard to organise.

We have plenty of offensive CUKkers to choose from. Although most of them are currently banned.

[Mich the Tester]

It does mean the temperature goes a touch under 35C for a bit.

So we'll be needing a 'dependent territory' somewhere in the tropics. MUN, gather the navy and go and invade a tropical island. Don't kill the locals if they turn out to be nice folks and good cooks though.

[suityou01]

So we'll be needing a 'dependent territory' somewhere in the tropics. MUN, gather the navy and go and invade a tropical island. Don't kill the locals if they turn out to be nice folks and good cooks though.

The fair Isle of Mumsnet is ripe for the picking.

[Mich the Tester]

The fair Isle of Mumsnet is ripe for the picking.

Great; you'll be the governor of the territory of mumsnet.

[barrydidit]

We have plenty of offensive CUKkers to choose from. Although most of them are currently banned.

Stormtroops! A penal batallion to pay for their crimes with their blood!

Then we can re ban them.
I knew reading that Stalin biography would come in handy one day. :