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How do you know a new house feels right?

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    #11
    the wife wants sex in every room?
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #12
      Originally posted by vetran View Post
      the wife wants sex in every room?
      What! Even the servants quarters?!!
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #13
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        What! Even the servants quarters?!!
        depends on who she's doing it with
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          #14
          Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
          When the snooker table fits through the front door sideways.
          Wouldn't that just be really thin and tall?
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            #15
            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            Touch it; it should be firm to the touch. Push against it and it shouldn't fall down. Rub yourself up against it if that turns you on; it should remain firm and solid.
            When you say 'it' should remain firm and solid ....
            "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

            https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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              #16
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              What! Even the servants quarters?!!
              of course, then the Swedish maid can hold your coat.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #17
                It can take a while to "bond with your bricks".

                After eight years in my first house I've had every issue/crisis possible (along with copious amounts of £££££, blood, sweat & tears) so it's certainly been a steep learning curve.

                qh
                He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

                I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by mickey View Post
                  What are the major regrets, apart from the amount in the bank?
                  Servants’ quarters too large
                  "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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