Reply to: How do you know a new house feels right?

[Paddy]

What are the major regrets, apart from the amount in the bank?

Servants’ quarters too large

[quackhandle]

It can take a while to "bond with your bricks".

After eight years in my first house I've had every issue/crisis possible (along with copious amounts of £££££, blood, sweat & tears) so it's certainly been a steep learning curve.

qh

[vetran]

What! Even the servants quarters?!!

of course, then the Swedish maid can hold your coat.

[MyUserName]

Touch it; it should be firm to the touch. Push against it and it shouldn't fall down. Rub yourself up against it if that turns you on; it should remain firm and solid.

When you say 'it' should remain firm and solid ....

[TheFaQQer]

When the snooker table fits through the front door sideways.

Wouldn't that just be really thin and tall?

[Alias]

What! Even the servants quarters?!!

depends on who she's doing it with

[MarillionFan]

the wife wants sex in every room?

What! Even the servants quarters?!!

[vetran]

the wife wants sex in every room?

[SimonMac]

When the snooker table fits through the front door sideways.

[mickey]

When the snooker table fits through the front door sideways.

I'd love that!

[bobspud]

That or you just bought Borley Rectory.

Funny you should mention that. Not long after we moved in my daughter was sat in the kitchen in her high chair. She was laughing her head off . My wife turned round and asked what she was doing and she said " the lady in the sheet is making me laugh..."

[gingerjedi]

When the snooker table fits through the front door sideways.

[MarillionFan]

If you bought the right house then the hairs on the back of your neck would have stood up when you first saw it. Other than that Houses take years to become homes...

That or you just bought Borley Rectory.

[Alias]

never regret! use it as an opportunity to move forwards...

[bobspud]

If you bought the right house then the hairs on the back of your neck would have stood up when you first saw it. Other than that Houses take years to become homes...