the wife wants sex in every room?
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Originally posted by vetran View Postthe wife wants sex in every room?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostTouch it; it should be firm to the touch. Push against it and it shouldn't fall down. Rub yourself up against it if that turns you on; it should remain firm and solid.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWhat! Even the servants quarters?!!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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It can take a while to "bond with your bricks".
After eight years in my first house I've had every issue/crisis possible (along with copious amounts of £££££, blood, sweat & tears) so it's certainly been a steep learning curve.
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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Originally posted by mickey View PostWhat are the major regrets, apart from the amount in the bank?"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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