How do you know a new house feels right?

[vetran]

the wife wants sex in every room?

[MarillionFan]

the wife wants sex in every room?

What! Even the servants quarters?!!

[Alias]

What! Even the servants quarters?!!

depends on who she's doing it with

[TheFaQQer]

When the snooker table fits through the front door sideways.

Wouldn't that just be really thin and tall?

[MyUserName]

Touch it; it should be firm to the touch. Push against it and it shouldn't fall down. Rub yourself up against it if that turns you on; it should remain firm and solid.

When you say 'it' should remain firm and solid ....

[vetran]

What! Even the servants quarters?!!

of course, then the Swedish maid can hold your coat.

[quackhandle]

It can take a while to "bond with your bricks".

After eight years in my first house I've had every issue/crisis possible (along with copious amounts of £££££, blood, sweat & tears) so it's certainly been a steep learning curve.

qh

[Paddy]

What are the major regrets, apart from the amount in the bank?

Servants’ quarters too large