Yo fules, read dis

[Spacecadet]

UK Immigration n' Visa Skillz

[mudskipper]

General

(NSFW mf innit...)

test please delete part Pt II

"Kool as **** Birthday, Zippy hommie!"

[northernladuk]

LOL it's very good. Makes the daily mail actually readable.. From the story about the new baby on the front page...

Da royal wave: Baby Cambridge greets tha ghetto as proud as a mutha****a muthafathas Kate n' Lil' Willy take they tiny lil hustla home ta Kensington Palace

Da ghetto tonight saw tha royal baby fo' tha last time as tha future mackdaddy left hospitizzle wit his wild lil' ****** ecstatic muthafathas dis evening, whoz ass revealed they had not yet chosen a name. Pimp Lil' Willy n' Kate waved n' smiled broadly ta tha waitin cameras as they held they pimp on tha stepz of tha private Lindo Win at St Maryz Hospitizzle up in London, 26 minutes afta da thug was delivered, weighin 8lbs 6oz. Da Dude of Cambridge followed tha steps his thugged-out lil' muthafathas Charlez n' Diana took wit his ass 31 mutha****in years ago, when da thug started doin thangs there on June 21, 1982.

[darmstadt]

Moron

Another one...

[Wanderer]

Even the BBC's cookie policy sounds good through this filter:

Cookies on tha BBC joint

We use dem scooby snacks ta ensure dat our crazy asses hit you wit tha dopest experience on our joint. If you continue without changin yo' settings, we'll assume dat yo ass be aiiight ta receive all dem scooby snacks on tha BBC joint. But **** dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat if you wanna, you can change yo' cookie settings at any time.

[Paddy]

bbc shizzle - Gizoogle Search

[vetran]

we need a cretin dialectilizer.

all I can say is great find.

[northernladuk]

Moron

Another one...

How come the moron filter one only works on Suity's posts??... oh hang on. haven't turned it on yet

[d000hg]

Yep, thought I remembered it. Gizoogling the bible works well.

You can already buy a "street" version of the bible, and I mean a serious project not done as a laugh.