Reply to: Yo fules, read dis

[d000hg]

Yep, thought I remembered it. Gizoogling the bible works well.

You can already buy a "street" version of the bible, and I mean a serious project not done as a laugh.

[northernladuk]

Moron

Another one...

How come the moron filter one only works on Suity's posts??... oh hang on. haven't turned it on yet

[vetran]

we need a cretin dialectilizer.

all I can say is great find.

[Paddy]

bbc shizzle - Gizoogle Search

[Wanderer]

Even the BBC's cookie policy sounds good through this filter:

Cookies on tha BBC joint

We use dem scooby snacks ta ensure dat our crazy asses hit you wit tha dopest experience on our joint. If you continue without changin yo' settings, we'll assume dat yo ass be aiiight ta receive all dem scooby snacks on tha BBC joint. But **** dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat if you wanna, you can change yo' cookie settings at any time.

[darmstadt]

Moron

Another one...

[northernladuk]

LOL it's very good. Makes the daily mail actually readable.. From the story about the new baby on the front page...

Da royal wave: Baby Cambridge greets tha ghetto as proud as a mutha****a muthafathas Kate n' Lil' Willy take they tiny lil hustla home ta Kensington Palace

Da ghetto tonight saw tha royal baby fo' tha last time as tha future mackdaddy left hospitizzle wit his wild lil' ****** ecstatic muthafathas dis evening, whoz ass revealed they had not yet chosen a name. Pimp Lil' Willy n' Kate waved n' smiled broadly ta tha waitin cameras as they held they pimp on tha stepz of tha private Lindo Win at St Maryz Hospitizzle up in London, 26 minutes afta da thug was delivered, weighin 8lbs 6oz. Da Dude of Cambridge followed tha steps his thugged-out lil' muthafathas Charlez n' Diana took wit his ass 31 mutha****in years ago, when da thug started doin thangs there on June 21, 1982.

[mudskipper]

General

(NSFW mf innit...)

test please delete part Pt II

"Kool as **** Birthday, Zippy hommie!"

[Spacecadet]

UK Immigration n' Visa Skillz

[Spacecadet]

it's like some sort of nightmarish vision of the future

[mudskipper]

Yep, thought I remembered it. Gizoogling the bible works well.

[darmstadt]

General

(NSFW mf innit...)

test please delete part Pt II

KUATB: http://forums.contractoruk.com/general/84400-cuk.html

[Old Hack]

Labour deputy leader Harriet Harman has freestyled ta Tour de Frizzle director Christian Prudhomme callin fo' a dem hoes's race all up in tha event.

"Britain has a tulipload of tha dopest dem hoes cyclists up in tha ghetto - but fo' mutha****in years they had ta compete fo' foreign crews as there was no investment up in a elite dem hoes's crew," added Harman

[SimonMac]

youze da Lizzshizzle, Zeity...

FTFY

[SimonMac]

Recursive:Yo fules, read dis

Curtains:http://gizoogle.net/index.php?search...tion-work.html

SM your sig is rather spiffing in that jargon.

"Live a phat game. If there be godz n' they is just, then they aint gonna care how tha **** devout you have been yo, but will welcome you based on tha virtues you have lived by. If there be godz yo, but unjust, then you should not wanna worshizzle em. If there be no gods, then yo big-ass booty is ghon be gone yo, but gonna git lived a noble game dat will live on up in tha memoriez of yo' loved"