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    #11
    UK Immigration n' Visa Skillz
    Coffee's for closers

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      #12
      Originally posted by cojak View Post
      "Kool as **** Birthday, Zippy hommie!"

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        #13
        LOL it's very good. Makes the daily mail actually readable.. From the story about the new baby on the front page...

        Da royal wave: Baby Cambridge greets tha ghetto as proud as a mutha****a muthafathas Kate n' Lil' Willy take they tiny lil hustla home ta Kensington Palace

        Da ghetto tonight saw tha royal baby fo' tha last time as tha future mackdaddy left hospitizzle wit his wild lil' ****** ecstatic muthafathas dis evening, whoz ass revealed they had not yet chosen a name. Pimp Lil' Willy n' Kate waved n' smiled broadly ta tha waitin cameras as they held they pimp on tha stepz of tha private Lindo Win at St Maryz Hospitizzle up in London, 26 minutes afta da thug was delivered, weighin 8lbs 6oz. Da Dude of Cambridge followed tha steps his thugged-out lil' muthafathas Charlez n' Diana took wit his ass 31 mutha****in years ago, when da thug started doin thangs there on June 21, 1982.
        'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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          #14
          Moron

          Another one...
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #15


            Even the BBC's cookie policy sounds good through this filter:
            Cookies on tha BBC joint

            We use dem scooby snacks ta ensure dat our crazy asses hit you wit tha dopest experience on our joint. If you continue without changin yo' settings, we'll assume dat yo ass be aiiight ta receive all dem scooby snacks on tha BBC joint. But **** dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat if you wanna, you can change yo' cookie settings at any time.
            Free advice and opinions - refunds are available if you are not 100% satisfied.

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              #16
              bbc shizzle - Gizoogle Search
              "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                #17
                we need a cretin dialectilizer.

                all I can say is great find.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                  How come the moron filter one only works on Suity's posts??... oh hang on. haven't turned it on yet
                  'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    Yep, thought I remembered it. Gizoogling the bible works well.
                    You can already buy a "street" version of the bible, and I mean a serious project not done as a laugh.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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