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Yo fules, read dis
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LOL it's very good. Makes the daily mail actually readable.. From the story about the new baby on the front page...
Da royal wave: Baby Cambridge greets tha ghetto as proud as a mutha****a muthafathas Kate n' Lil' Willy take they tiny lil hustla home ta Kensington Palace
Da ghetto tonight saw tha royal baby fo' tha last time as tha future mackdaddy left hospitizzle wit his wild lil' ****** ecstatic muthafathas dis evening, whoz ass revealed they had not yet chosen a name. Pimp Lil' Willy n' Kate waved n' smiled broadly ta tha waitin cameras as they held they pimp on tha stepz of tha private Lindo Win at St Maryz Hospitizzle up in London, 26 minutes afta da thug was delivered, weighin 8lbs 6oz. Da Dude of Cambridge followed tha steps his thugged-out lil' muthafathas Charlez n' Diana took wit his ass 31 mutha****in years ago, when da thug started doin thangs there on June 21, 1982.

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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Even the BBC's cookie policy sounds good through this filter:
Cookies on tha BBC joint
We use dem scooby snacks ta ensure dat our crazy asses hit you wit tha dopest experience on our joint. If you continue without changin yo' settings, we'll assume dat yo ass be aiiight ta receive all dem scooby snacks on tha BBC joint. But **** dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat if you wanna, you can change yo' cookie settings at any time.Free advice and opinions - refunds are available if you are not 100% satisfied.Comment
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"A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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How come the moron filter one only works on Suity's posts??... oh hang on. haven't turned it on yetOriginally posted by darmstadt View Post
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You can already buy a "street" version of the bible, and I mean a serious project not done as a laugh.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostYep, thought I remembered it. Gizoogling the bible works well.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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