What to do with a crow

[Uncle Albert]

Kill him, with hammers

[xoggoth]

My first wife was a bugger for that

Your first wife shat on your teashirt??? You lucky bastard! Please PM me her details.

PS Bob Crow who lives in a council house. Don't you just love lefties?

[cojak]

Crows are intelligent and are great pets if it deems you worthy enough (they're a bit like cats in that respect).

The vet might suggest that if you take it there and let them give it the once over.

[Doggy Styles]

The knock probably gave him amnesia and he's forgotten how to fly. You'll have to re-teach him.

[Old Hack]

Pull its chest aside, and take the chest meat. Should be ok.

[Paddy]

Pull its chest aside, and take the chest meat. Should be ok.

Three Crow Recipes

[mudskipper]

How's crow this morning? Has he recovered?

[MarillionFan]

I remember 10 years back getting lost somewhere in Somerset and then driving down a long track to a small disheveled house at the end, where lost I got out to knock on the door. As we got closer some wag had put one of those 'danger radiation' signs up on the entry to their house and on getting to the front door there was a dead crow nailed to it!!!

Anyway I still knocked and a nice little old lady came out and happily gave us directions. All very odd.

[MarillionFan]

I remember 10 years back getting lost somewhere in Somerset and then driving down a long track to a small disheveled house at the end, where lost I got out to knock on the door. As we got closer some wag had put one of those 'danger radiation' signs up on the entry to their house and on getting to the front door there was a dead crow nailed to it!!!

Anyway I still knocked and a nice little old lady came out and happily gave us directions. All very odd.

[eek]

I remember 10 years back getting lost somewhere in Somerset and then driving down a long track to a small disheveled house at the end, where lost I got out to knock on the door. As we got closer some wag had put one of those 'danger radiation' signs up on the entry to their house and on getting to the front door there was a dead crow nailed to it!!!

Anyway I still knocked and a nice little old lady came out and happily gave us directions. All very odd.

I remember 10 years back getting lost somewhere in Somerset and then driving down a long track to a small disheveled house at the end, where lost I got out to knock on the door. As we got closer some wag had put one of those 'danger radiation' signs up on the entry to their house and on getting to the front door there was a dead crow nailed to it!!!

Anyway I still knocked and a nice little old lady came out and happily gave us directions. All very odd.

You seem to have entered the twilight zone with the same story twice over.