Regret to say poor little crow was found to have passed away this morning and a ceremony will be held this afternoon when he is buried with due honours alongside other fallen pigeons etc in the xoggoth compost heap. Donations welcome.
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In memory I have register a charity "Help-a-Crow". Our mission is to rescue injured crows throughout the World.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostRegret to say poor little crow was found to have passed away this morning and a ceremony will be held this afternoon when he is buried with due honours alongside other fallen pigeons etc in the xoggoth compost heap. Donations welcome.
There is a injured crow in Bangkok. Hit by a Taxi, both wings broken and unable bring food andfeed her chicks. We urgently need to raise £20,000 to pay for the airfare and hotel expenses for our representative to fly out and assess the situation.
We are raising money by having a sponsored 'CUK Wankerthon' please register by PM."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Nail it to the front door. It's all the rage in Somerset.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostRegret to say poor little crow was found to have passed away this morning and a ceremony will be held this afternoon when he is buried with due honours alongside other fallen pigeons etc in the xoggoth compost heap. Donations welcome.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Continue nursing it back to health. Then attach strings to it's feet and give it to a child at Christmas. It will be a much more surprising and unique gift than a helium-filled balloon.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostAdvice sought from nice animal friendly people like aTW, what to do now?
NB: Many more handy What to do with a near-dead crow? tips in this weeks issue of Viz.nomadd liked this postComment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostRegret to say poor little crow was found to have passed away this morning and a ceremony will be held this afternoon when he is buried with due honours alongside other fallen pigeons etc in the xoggoth compost heap. Donations welcome.Do pay attention nomadd!Originally posted by nomadd View PostContinue nursing it back to health. Then attach strings to it's feet and give it to a child at Christmas. It will be a much more surprising and unique gift than a helium-filled balloon.
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You tried your best and I'm sure you gave the crow a happy ending with bird seed and a t-shirt to tulip on.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostRegret to say poor little crow was found to have passed away this morning and a ceremony will be held this afternoon when he is buried with due honours alongside other fallen pigeons etc in the xoggoth compost heap. Donations welcome."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Ah bugger!.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostRegret to say poor little crow was found to have passed away this morning and a ceremony will be held this afternoon when he is buried with due honours alongside other fallen pigeons etc in the xoggoth compost heap. Donations welcome.
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