What to do with a crow

[xoggoth]

Regret to say poor little crow was found to have passed away this morning and a ceremony will be held this afternoon when he is buried with due honours alongside other fallen pigeons etc in the xoggoth compost heap. Donations welcome.

[Paddy]

Regret to say poor little crow was found to have passed away this morning and a ceremony will be held this afternoon when he is buried with due honours alongside other fallen pigeons etc in the xoggoth compost heap. Donations welcome.

In memory I have register a charity "Help-a-Crow". Our mission is to rescue injured crows throughout the World.

There is a injured crow in Bangkok. Hit by a Taxi, both wings broken and unable bring food andfeed her chicks. We urgently need to raise £20,000 to pay for the airfare and hotel expenses for our representative to fly out and assess the situation.

We are raising money by having a sponsored 'CUK Wankerthon' please register by PM.

[MarillionFan]

Regret to say poor little crow was found to have passed away this morning and a ceremony will be held this afternoon when he is buried with due honours alongside other fallen pigeons etc in the xoggoth compost heap. Donations welcome.

Nail it to the front door. It's all the rage in Somerset.

[nomadd]

Advice sought from nice animal friendly people like aTW, what to do now?

Continue nursing it back to health. Then attach strings to it's feet and give it to a child at Christmas. It will be a much more surprising and unique gift than a helium-filled balloon.

NB: Many more handy What to do with a near-dead crow? tips in this weeks issue of Viz.

[bless 'em all]

Regret to say poor little crow was found to have passed away this morning and a ceremony will be held this afternoon when he is buried with due honours alongside other fallen pigeons etc in the xoggoth compost heap. Donations welcome.

Continue nursing it back to health. Then attach strings to it's feet and give it to a child at Christmas. It will be a much more surprising and unique gift than a helium-filled balloon.

Do pay attention nomadd!

[SueEllen]

Regret to say poor little crow was found to have passed away this morning and a ceremony will be held this afternoon when he is buried with due honours alongside other fallen pigeons etc in the xoggoth compost heap. Donations welcome.

You tried your best and I'm sure you gave the crow a happy ending with bird seed and a t-shirt to tulip on.

[Zippy]

Regret to say poor little crow was found to have passed away this morning and a ceremony will be held this afternoon when he is buried with due honours alongside other fallen pigeons etc in the xoggoth compost heap. Donations welcome.

Ah bugger!.

[Doggy Styles]

Ah bugger!.

Too late for that.

[jmo21]

Do not, whatever you do, give it Kia Ora.

S'too orangey for crows.

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