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    #11
    I had an idea around 2002-2004 to start a site where people could upload some pictures that no one really cared about, write useless tulip about being hungry and wine-O-clock and you could lose the ability to speak to your friends and instead like stuff and put stupid comments on, usually in Chav speak. Thought about calling it FaceMagazine or something.

    Fookin stupid idea.
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      #12
      Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
      It'd be better to provide a live rail on the motorway. Then there's no need to recharge the batteries; you just run off the mains whilst on the motorway.
      stupid idea someone would nick the rail for scrap.

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        #13
        Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
        I had an idea around 2002-2004 to start a site where people could upload some pictures that no one really cared about, write useless tulip about being hungry and wine-O-clock and you could lose the ability to speak to your friends and instead like stuff and put stupid comments on, usually in Chav speak. Thought about calling it FaceMagazine or something.

        Fookin stupid idea.
        I had a similar idea for a social networking site for alcoholics, uploading pics of themselves in various stages of inebriation.

        I was going to call it OffYourFace Book.

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          #14
          Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
          I had an idea around 2002-2004 to start a site where people could upload some pictures that no one really cared about, write useless tulip about being hungry and wine-O-clock and you could lose the ability to speak to your friends and instead like stuff and put stupid comments on, usually in Chav speak. Thought about calling it FaceMagazine or something.

          Fookin stupid idea.
          Did you ditch the idea because you found CUK - general?

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            #15
            Originally posted by evilagent View Post
            I had a similar idea for a social networking site for alcoholics, uploading pics of themselves in various stages of inebriation.

            I was going to call it OffYourFace Book.
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            Blood in your poo

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              #16
              I have a gdoc I add ideas to. Most are rather dull and probably feasible, in many cases so feasible they already existed or have since been done.

              But in terms of zany...

              An automatic 'fly zapper' which uses image recognition/tracking to locate flies and then zap them.

              Sadly I can't remember how the zapping was going to work, but I definitely remember having a solution. It would be a bit like that wonderful popcorn cannon which fired popcorn into your mouth when you said 'pop'.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #17
                Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                I had an idea around 2002-2004 to start a site where people could upload some pictures that no one really cared about, write useless tulip about being hungry and wine-O-clock and you could lose the ability to speak to your friends and instead like stuff and put stupid comments on, usually in Chav speak. Thought about calling it FaceMagazine or something.

                Fookin stupid idea.
                I had a similar idea for a site where people post info about what they are doing etc BUT as a twist I limit them to only 140 characters so t

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                  I had a similar idea for a site where people post info about what they are doing etc BUT as a twist I limit them to only 140 characters so t
                  Better a competitor allowing only forty.
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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