Just dodged a drunk-driving ban.....

[AtW]

Why is this thread still here?

The police asked to retain the original post pending judge approving warrant for arrest of the OP.

HTH

[Moscow Mule]

So we can abuse the OP for being a selfish twunt.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/classic/ke...s/1024/09.html

[suityou01]

So we can abuse the OP for being a selfish twunt.

Ah ok.

<cracks knuckles>

I reckon she lives alone, her neighbours cross the street to avoid her. 200 pounds of nasty.

Dubious personal hygiene, obviously, as to the reason why the coppers didn't stick their head in the car it was the stench of unwashed yeasty minger overpowering them.

Probably works in a supermarket on the tills (not that there's anything wrong with that) yet masquerades to those that don't know her as a high flying exec.

I'm guessing only child, and now orphaned through natural causes. Possibly menopausal.

Her only contact with the outside world is on here, and she lays awake at night dreaming of an idyllic life, and scared of dying a lonely death in her 1 bed ground floor flat only to be discovered Monday morning by the home help.

To much?

[Sockpuppet]

Your post shows a disturbing lack of respect for yourself, society and the law.

If this post is true then you're a twat.

If this post is not true then you're still a twat.

Mind how you go.

I'm Sockpuppet and I approve this message.

[sasguru]

Ok whose sockie is this. A quick scan of their posts shows they are a bloke, so not a girl.
Just a very low-quality provocative lying sockie.

[AtW]

Just a very low-quality provocative lying sockie.

Par for the course on here...

Now pass me over that sandwich, will ya?

[EternalOptimist]

Ok whose sockie is this. A quick scan of their posts shows they are a bloke, so not a girl.
Just a very low-quality provocative lying sockie.

How on earth can you spot the gender by reading posts. I dont usually know till I get them behind the bus shelter and stick me hand down their draws , then, If she's got a bigger saus than me, she's a bloke

[mudskipper]

How on earth can you spot the gender by reading posts. I dont usually know till I get them behind the bus shelter and stick me hand down their draws , then, If she's got a bigger saus than me, she's a bloke

The clue is here:

Excuse me, that's "marked woman". I'll take the "twat" as it could apply to me in Americanese.

We all know that any woman on CUK is actually a 6ft hairy trucker called Steve.

I should add, I only hung around with him because he had the damnedest ability to rope in the sexiest babes in College, and I was drowning in my own testosterone, I thought it best to endure his .

Maybe (s)he's just confused.

[cojak]

The clue is here:



We all know that any woman on CUK is actually a 6ft hairy trucker called Steve.



Maybe (s)he's just confused.

I know I am.

(to either statement...)

[xoggoth]

Ok, while we are on the confessions thing, I just snatched a little

Er no, perhaps i shouldn't mention it.