Just dodged a drunk-driving ban.....

[speling bee]

Are you very young JB? Or don't you even have that excuse for your stupidity?

I used to see tgis sort in my local boozer. My money is on:

- mid 50s
- divorced
- overweight bit dressed to attract an equally desperate solicitor
- self-pitying

Permban I think.


Can tt

[fullyautomatix]

Shame they didn't get you or you didn't manage to obliterate yourself against a sturdy inanimate object.

Having lost a very good friend to a drink driving cretin I'd rather you were off the road for good. I don't find your "tale" even marginally amusing and I sincerely hope you get collared.

WHS. I hope you are not so lucky next time you do this stunt. My life and my family's life is in danger for no fault of ours because of guys like you drinking and driving.

[fullyautomatix]

While SOME women are dizzy, yes, it's them who get you who keep underestimating ALL of us. Also, I'm not above giving a policeman a smile and even a lip-bite. Bear in mind though, one of the rozzers was a woman, so my wiles wouldn't have worked on her (and she didn't look in any way butch either).

The only card I had to play was the 'Sober Professional Gal Who Sounds Like She Is A Lawyer And Is Going To Have A Field Day In Court With Us If We Have Nothing Else On Her' - which, as they had been initially approaching my vehicle from the OTHER direction, they hadn't.

I just played it very well, and yeah, I think I deserve an Oscar for last night's performance.

Yawn, just when we had hounded Gentile out of here up pops another "laydee" bragging about her non existent skills.

[administrator]

While SOME women are dizzy, yes, it's them who get you who keep underestimating ALL of us. Also, I'm not above giving a policeman a smile and even a lip-bite. Bear in mind though, one of the rozzers was a woman, so my wiles wouldn't have worked on her (and she didn't look in any way butch either).

The only card I had to play was the 'Sober Professional Gal Who Sounds Like She Is A Lawyer And Is Going To Have A Field Day In Court With Us If We Have Nothing Else On Her' - which, as they had been initially approaching my vehicle from the OTHER direction, they hadn't.

I just played it very well, and yeah, I think I deserve a public beating for last night's performance.

FTFY

I petition they pass my details onto YOU, and YOU put in the report.

As I don't use an IP obfuscator, admin should have my IP address, the fuzz can narrow that down to the nearest 2-3 roads, and as they are all pretty quiet, its therefore easy to cross-check both that location and the time-stamp (-1hr) against the police vehicle sat-tracker DB, and find the match. The car reg should still be fresh in their PNC check log, assuming you put your report in today.

How about it? Just a few mins of your time, and let's face it...you DO seem to have a lot of free time on your hands, at 10 posts a day.

Benched much?

What would be the point? You are now sober so not much they could do. If I thought anything could be brought against you then I would go for it as there is no excuse for drink driving. I think you will fall foul of something sooner rather than later with the selfish, uncaring and arrogant attitude you have displayed. If it is a wind-up then ha ha, very effin funny. If not then you are, quite simply, an arse-hole.

[captainham]

If it is a wind-up then ha ha, very effin funny. If not then you are, quite simply, an arse-hole.

+1.

And remember, seatbelts are for losers, not supreme beings such as the OP. Followed swiftly by driving into a solid wall at high speed, with any luck.

[SupremeSpod]

I used to see tgis sort in my local boozer. My money is on:

- mid 50s
- divorced
- overweight bit dressed to attract an equally desperate solicitor
- self-pitying

Permban I think.


Can tt

Village bike.

[KentPhilip]

Why is this thread still here?

[SupremeSpod]

Why is this thread still here?

Err because people keep adding posts...

[cojak]

Are you very young JB? Or don't you even have that excuse for your stupidity?

She's probably 'big boned' and would give Mitch a run for his money in the drinking stakes...

[administrator]

Why is this thread still here?

So we can abuse the OP for being a selfish twunt.