Just dodged a drunk-driving ban.....

[doodab]

The only card I had to play was the 'Sober Professional Gal Who Sounds Like She Is A Lawyer And Is Going To Have A Field Day In Court With Us If We Have Nothing Else On Her'

Or perhaps they saw a sad, alcoholic, slightly chubby IT contractor who couldn't even find her own house and thought "**** it, too much paperwork and I want to get back to the station and eat my microwave dinner"

[RasputinDude]

Call me a boring old stick in the mud if you like, but I can't for the life of me see anything amusing in this.

*If* you drank that much and then got behind the wheel of a vehicle, then I find your behavior absolutely contemptible.

*If* this is not true, then you are trivialising and making light of actions that ruin lives and families all because of the selfish behavior of a few who have no regard whatsoever for the lives of other people around them.

Maybe you remember this: Former goalkeeper Luke McCormick given seven years for fatal car crash | UK news | guardian.co.uk

These parents have nothing left - they can't have any more children; I have met them actually and other members of their church and their grief is still palpable.

[TykeMerc]

I just played it very well, and yeah, I think I deserve a wheelchair or preferably a pine box for last night's performance.

FTFY.

Still not impressed or amused by your actions.

It's clear you're just a troll, but this is hardly suitable subject matter for any kind of "comedy value" so with any luck you will get mowed down by some p1ssed up prat that decides it's a wheeze to get behind the wheel.

[sasguru]

I think Admin should pass on the details of the OP to the police.
Clear criminal conduct has been claimed.
And while there is no proof of this incident, drink drivers usually re-offend so they can mark the OP's book.

[Liamxtype]

Shame they didn't get you or you didn't manage to obliterate yourself against a sturdy inanimate object.

I don't find your "tale" even marginally amusing and I sincerely hope you get collared.

+1 Only an idiot would drink drive nowadays,it's not about getting collared, but how much damage you can do to other people's lives when drink driving that would make any sensible person use other means of transport.

[mudskipper]

Are you very young JB? Or don't you even have that excuse for your stupidity?

[bless 'em all]

I think Admin should pass on the details of the OP to the police.
Clear criminal conduct has been claimed.
And while there is no proof of this incident, drink drivers usually re-offend so they can mark the OP's book.

Best idea this week, from anyone.

[JaybeeInCUK]

I think Admin should pass on the details of the OP to the police.
Clear criminal conduct has been claimed.
And while there is no proof of this incident, drink drivers usually re-offend so they can mark the OP's book.

I petition they pass my details onto YOU, and YOU put in the report.

As I don't use an IP obfuscator, admin should have my IP address, the fuzz can narrow that down to the nearest 2-3 roads, and as they are all pretty quiet, its therefore easy to cross-check both that location and the time-stamp (-1hr) against the police vehicle sat-tracker DB, and find the match. The car reg should still be fresh in their PNC check log, assuming you put your report in today.

How about it? Just a few mins of your time, and let's face it...you DO seem to have a lot of free time on your hands, at 10 posts a day.

Benched much?

[suityou01]

I petition they pass my details onto YOU, and YOU put in the report.

As I don't use an IP obfuscator, admin should have my IP address, the fuzz can narrow that down to the nearest 2-3 roads, and as they are all pretty quiet, its therefore easy to cross-check both that location and the time-stamp (-1hr) against the police vehicle sat-tracker DB, and find the match. The car reg should still be fresh in their PNC check log, assuming you put your report in today.

How about it? Just a few mins of your time, and let's face it...you DO seem to have a lot of free time on your hands, at 10 posts a day.

Benched much?

FOAD you monster.

HTH

[Zippy]

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