Just dodged a drunk-driving ban.....

[fckvwls]

I assume this is a male poster doing their best to pretend to be female?! Bit of a cringey effort..

I think it is in the confused category

[doodab]

I think it is in the confused category

40 years of excessive drinking can do that to a man. It's the DD moobs.

[fckvwls]

40 years of excessive drinking can do that to a man. It's the DD moobs.

DD = doo dab?

[Scrag Meister]

At OP, you twunt.

The only time I have been breathalised I hadn't drunk any alcohol for a couple of weeks and was lying in the road with 2 broken arms after coming off my motorbike.

[SupremeSpod]

At OP, you twunt.

The only time I have been breathalised I hadn't drunk any alcohol for a couple of weeks and was lying in the road with 2 broken arms after coming off my motorbike.

It's not real, it didn't happen. Calm down, dear. Have a

[MyUserName]

On one hand I have a very poor view of people who drive whilst drunk but on the other this is clearly a load of bollocks that never happened so I am unsure exactly what to say....

Well either way, OP, you're an idiot.

[BrilloPad]

At OP, you twunt.

The only time I have been breathalised I hadn't drunk any alcohol for a couple of weeks and was lying in the road with 2 broken arms after coming off my motorbike.

At least you used your arms to break your fall. I once saw a crashed motorbike with 2 dents in the petrol tanks where his hips had hit. I doubt he will breed again.

My father crashed his motorbike in Hammersmith. Killed his wife.

I reckon motorbikes are way too dangerous. I far prefer the safety of a pedal bike....

[BrilloPad]

It's not real, it didn't happen. Calm down, dear. Have a

+1

I really can't understand what all the fuss on this thread is about.

Sometimes I think you you and CM are the only normal posters here.

[fullyautomatix]

+1

I really can't understand what all the fuss on this thread is about.

Sometimes I think you you and CM are the only normal posters here.

Hmm, it isnt often we get a poster pretending to be a woman and talking about imaginary skills. So when we do get them we tend to fuss about, let off some steam and neg rep till they get banned.

[Old Hack]

I used to see this sort in my local boozer. My money is on:

- mid 50s
- divorced
- overweight bit dressed to attract an equally desperate solicitor
- self-pitying

Permban I think.


Can tt