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yesOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Worth reading?Originally posted by d000hg View Postyes'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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i liked itOriginally posted by northernladuk View PostWorth reading?(\__/)
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Probably too intellectual for me then.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Posti liked it'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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Very close to an actual truth. When people have technical problems, it's because they are not nice to their little gadgets, appliances and tools. Whenever you use something, even if it's only a lowly screwdriver, always say thanks you have done a great job and make it feel wanted. Increases reliability enormously.bloggoth
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So what your saying is that if you love your tool then you will be emotionally happy & it will work betterOriginally posted by xoggoth View PostVery close to an actual truth. When people have technical problems, it's because they are not nice to their little gadgets, appliances and tools. Whenever you use something, even if it's only a lowly screwdriver, always say thanks you have done a great job and make it feel wanted. Increases reliability enormously.
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I liked it on so many levelsOriginally posted by northernladuk View PostProbably too intellectual for me then.(\__/)
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