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Previously on "Mildly amusing link"

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  • KentPhilip
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Blocked here: 'adult humour'
    Here it is:


    Computer:Monitor, display this document, ok?

    Monitor: No prob, boss.

    Computer: OK, now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?

    Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.

    Computer: Great, great. OK, Mouse, where are you going now?

    Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir.

    Computer: Hmm, Let me know if he clicks anything, OK?

    Mouse: Of course.

    Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed control and P simultaneously.

    Monitor: Oh God, here we go.

    Computer: i>sighs Printer, are you there?

    Printer: No.

    Computer: Please, Printer. I know you're there.

    Printer: NO! I'm not here! Leave me alone!

    Computer: Jesus. OK look, you really ne…

    Mouse: Sir, he's clicked on the printer icon.

    Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.

    Printer: NO! NO! NO! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!

    Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.

    Printer: NO! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!

    Computer: You're not out of in…

    Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!

    Computer: span style="font-style: italic;">Sighs Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.

    Monitor: But sir, he has plen…

    Computer: Just do it, damn it!

    Monitor: Yes sir.

    Keyboard: AHHH! He's hitting me!

    Computer: Stay calm, he'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.

    Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!

    Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now?! Do you see what you've done?!

    Printer: HA! that's what you get for trying to get me to do work. Next time he…hey…HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh my god! He's torn out my cartridge! HELP! Please! ERROR!

    Monitor: Sir, maybe we should help him?

    Computer: No. He did this to himself.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Blocked here: 'adult humour'
    This

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  • mudskipper
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    Blocked here: 'adult humour'

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Probably too intellectual for me then.
    I liked it on so many levels

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  • Halo Jones
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Very close to an actual truth. When people have technical problems, it's because they are not nice to their little gadgets, appliances and tools. Whenever you use something, even if it's only a lowly screwdriver, always say thanks you have done a great job and make it feel wanted. Increases reliability enormously.
    So what your saying is that if you love your tool then you will be emotionally happy & it will work better

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  • xoggoth
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    Very close to an actual truth. When people have technical problems, it's because they are not nice to their little gadgets, appliances and tools. Whenever you use something, even if it's only a lowly screwdriver, always say thanks you have done a great job and make it feel wanted. Increases reliability enormously.

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    i liked it
    Probably too intellectual for me then.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    Worth reading?
    i liked it

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  • northernladuk
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    yes
    Worth reading?

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  • d000hg
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    yes

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by Netraider View Post
    SFW?

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  • Netraider
    started a topic Mildly amusing link

    Mildly amusing link

    Linky

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