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    #11
    Originally posted by aussielong View Post
    I have an enviable and relentless capacity for knowledge acquisition and retention. I get to the point quickly. I see the flaws in your argument before you've finished your sentence.
    I can formulate successful plans under stress when others are lost. I take hardened contractors and lead them to success and enlightenment.
    I don't like liars, I don't like cheats. I don't like bulltulipters. I don't like schmoozers. I don't like arse-lickers.

    aussielong... YOU'RE FIRED!!!
    If at first you don't succeed... skydiving is not for you!

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      #12
      Originally posted by aussielong View Post
      I have an enviable and relentless capacity for knowledge acquisition and retention. I get to the point quickly. I see the flaws in your argument before you've finished your sentence.
      I can formulate successful plans under stress when others are lost. I take hardened contractors and lead them to success and enlightenment.
      You're a bellend. HTH

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        #13
        Originally posted by aussielong View Post
        Every team dreads someone who is hopeless at EVERYTHING
        FTFY, and also improved the grammar.
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #14
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          FTFY, and also improved the grammar.
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            #15
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            FTFY, and also improved the grammar.
            You improved the semantics, not the grammar.
            The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

            George Frederic Watts

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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              #16
              Originally posted by speling bee View Post
              You improved the semantics, not the grammar.
              Do clarify... we might turn this thread into something useful!
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #17
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                Do clarify... we might turn this thread into something useful!
                The grammar was fine. It was the meaning (semantics) that was incorrect, and you corrected it admirably.
                The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

                George Frederic Watts

                http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by aussielong View Post
                  ...when I mate you from behind.
                  That's a bit worrying..

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                    #19
                    You are all wrong and being unfair to AL. I quick look at his previous threads will explain all.

                    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1275808

                    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1275263

                    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...s-boozing.html


                    It's his chemical addictions that give him an edge you see.

                    Or is it all a load of bollox do you think?

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                      You are all wrong and being unfair to AL. I quick look at his previous threads will explain all.

                      http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1275808

                      http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ml#post1275263

                      http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...s-boozing.html


                      It's his chemical addictions that give him an edge you see.

                      Or is it all a load of bollox do you think?
                      Of course, it's cocaine o'clock in Oz.
                      The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

                      George Frederic Watts

                      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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