Big night done, wont bore you wiht the details.
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Aha! Now that changes everything.Originally posted by aussielong View Post... plus columbian marching powder ...My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
WRCSOriginally posted by RichardCranium View PostAha! Now that changes everything.
I think you've misunderstood the term "double-blind"
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oh dear.
its getting worse. reading between the lines(\__/)
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Half a bottle of whisky, and two Speckled Hens, while watching the latest Harry Potter film in 3D.
Woke up with a headache, which was odd as I very rarely get hangovers.
Moral of the story is not to watch things in 3D when pissed.
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Enough of my bleeting. I had a mother of all benders last night and ended up in the hospital this evening because I nearly collapsed. My BP has gone through the roof.
I've decided to pack it in. I'm no longer a drinker. I've got a bleeding problem and it's time to do something about it. Tomorrow is day 1.Comment
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♫ Tomorrow, tommorow. ♪Originally posted by aussielong View PostEnough of my bleeting. I had a mother of all benders last night and ended up in the hospital this evening because I nearly collapsed. My BP has gone through the roof.
I've decided to pack it in. I'm no longer a drinker. I've got a bleeding problem and it's time to do something about it. Tomorrow is day 1.
I love you, tomorrow.
You're always a day away. ♫
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Just a suggestion to the reformed bedwetting community, and existing trolls, this isn't funny.Originally posted by aussielong View PostEnough of my bleeting. I had a mother of all benders last night and ended up in the hospital this evening because I nearly collapsed. My BP has gone through the roof.
I've decided to pack it in. I'm no longer a drinker. I've got a bleeding problem and it's time to do something about it. Tomorrow is day 1.
Aussie mate, one day at a time. BP will come down markedly and very quickly if you lay off.
My thoughts are with you. :hugs:Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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You may have overdone it. Time to knock it on the head. I had a similar issue last night. Started at 11.30am finished as midnight and was up in 2am - 5.30am in agony, heart palpitations and freaking hallucinations.Originally posted by aussielong View PostEnough of my bleeting. I had a mother of all benders last night and ended up in the hospital this evening because I nearly collapsed. My BP has gone through the roof.
I've decided to pack it in. I'm no longer a drinker. I've got a bleeding problem and it's time to do something about it. Tomorrow is day 1.
I fully sympathise. I'm gonna knock it on the head as well starting from last night.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Might be all that salt in the vegemite - If you were pissed, you probably trowelled it onto those toast slices like peanut butter.Originally posted by aussielong View Post
My BP has gone through the roof.
Not a good idea at the best of times, but especially not when you need lots of water anyway.
Oh and cocaine will send your blood pressure through the roof - Never touched the muck myself.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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