Originally posted by aussielong
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Team domination
Collapse
X
Collapse
-
Pondy's great.The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.
George Frederic Watts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park -
Aussielover, you're as likely to be my boss, as my children are. Do you understand what projecting is? Its a common phenomena on the internet, where you get to be what you want to be, but aren't. This is the persona you'd like to be, but don't have the confidence, nor skills to be. You're much more likely to be one of the code monkeys doing the UML staring enviously out at the big boys playing with the grown up stuff.Originally posted by aussielong View PostI'd have to pump n dump you.
You're like bigtrax, you just blindly keep going. I'd have you working on some endless task like extracting UML from the code. I'd be pumping you UP in every meeting as a UML God doing a high value task. I'd mention your name whenever a strong solution was discussed.
Soon as I have to suck up some data migration, that's coming your way boy. You'll suck that up for a year and by then I'll move on to my next gig. You'll still be there two years later, in migration hell, moaning about the good old days when AL was in charge.
You're actually a bit strange, getting all "I'd beat you, I'd dominate you, I'd pump you", it's all very latent homosexual, which is fine, if that's your bag.Comment
-
What is it with them all going for each other? Don't AL, OH and Robby realise that if they teamed up they could just about make one whole moron?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
-
You just don't get it do you. You're a lousy think.Originally posted by Old Hack View PostAussielover, you're as likely to be my boss, as my children are. Do you understand what projecting is? Its a common phenomena on the internet, where you get to be what you want to be, but aren't. This is the persona you'd like to be, but don't have the confidence, nor skills to be. You're much more likely to be one of the code monkeys doing the UML staring enviously out at the big boys playing with the grown up stuff.
You're actually a bit strange, getting all "I'd beat you, I'd dominate you, I'd pump you", it's all very latent homosexual, which is fine, if that's your bag.Comment
-
Thanks. But no thanks.Originally posted by aussielong View PostThatll come out in 20 moves time when I mate you from behind.Comment
-
Who's AL? Aussielong to you.Originally posted by d000hg View PostWhat is it with them all going for each other? Don't AL, OH and Robby realise that if they teamed up they could just about make one whole moron?Comment
-
I said Brillopads been beaten in more deviant ways, I said.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThanks. But no thanks.Comment
-
Poor old Robby would be waiting in the Moron Inn, while the other two were rutting away behind the bins, which assuming they both have the legal capacity to consent is absolutley their business.Originally posted by d000hg View PostWhat is it with them all going for each other? Don't AL, OH and Robby realise that if they teamed up they could just about make one whole moron?The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.
George Frederic Watts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_ParkComment
-
But not by the likes of you. Only by a dominatrix.Originally posted by aussielong View PostI said Brillopads been beaten in more deviant ways, I said.Comment
-
It's just so very funny, it genuinely is.Originally posted by d000hg View PostWhat is it with them all going for each other? Don't AL, OH and Robby realise that if they teamed up they could just about make one whole moron?
What you're saying is that we aren't morons. I reckon you could make a couple, personally. You are geuinelly too dumb to evaluate.
Nice to know you occasionally see my quotesComment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- How to land a temporary technology job in 2026 Jan 9 07:01
- Spring Forecast 2026 ‘won’t put up taxes on contractors’ Jan 8 07:26
- Six things coming to contractors in 2026: a year of change, caution and (maybe) opportunity Jan 7 06:24
- Umbrella companies, beware JSL tunnel vision now that the Employment Rights Act is law Jan 6 06:11
- 26 predictions for UK IT contracting in 2026 Jan 5 07:17
- How salary sacrifice pension changes will hit contractors Dec 24 07:48
- All the big IR35/employment status cases of 2025: ranked Dec 23 08:55
- Why IT contractors are (understandably) fed up with recruitment agencies Dec 22 13:57
- Contractors, don’t fall foul of HMRC’s expenses rules this Christmas party season Dec 19 09:55
- A delay to the employment status consultation isn’t why an IR35 fix looks further out of reach Dec 18 08:22


Comment